Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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