You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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