uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
