He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Randomize
