This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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