So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Found your dick twin last night
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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