I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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