i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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