is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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