No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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