Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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