Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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