Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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