You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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