How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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