I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
Randomize
