If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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