the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Someone shit on the floor
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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