let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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