I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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