we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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