Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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