No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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