goodnight i made you a song goodbye
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
There's even glitter on my cock...
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