I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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