Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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