I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
id be glad to
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
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