maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
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