no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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