it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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