Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
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