Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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