69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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