Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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