idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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