Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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