We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
40s are totally the cure
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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