Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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