If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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