the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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