The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
can u get pink eye on your cock?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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