question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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