TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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