My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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