She said her name was "party"
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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