Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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