found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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