you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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