I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
i think my cat just said my name.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Randomize