i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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